I can’t do this. I just can’t. Since the start of this book, Widget has been transporting people across dimensions. In this long story, he takes the whole Excalibur team across time zones and dimensions to Medieval England, the Nazi world, a Judge Dredd-like future, etc. Oh, and they fight John Byrne.
None of these stories matter, none of them develop the team or the characters.
Worst of all, it ends with a freakin’ cliffhanger! When they finally get home, they see Galactus is about to eat Earth.
