I wish this were a better book. I really, really do. Because it’s painful to read. This time, Ghost Rider fights Sirens (you know, like from Greek mythology—ladies who can sing and hypnotize men) who are able to turn into Harpies (also Greek—half woman, half giant bird). Their evil plan is to steal an intercontinental ballistic missile from The Army and blow it up because…It’s not really clear. I guess they’re just bitches.