The Watcher introduces this story in a surprisingly casual voice.
Why does he have raccoon eyes? Watching too much TV?
The FF have normal jobs now and trust me you don’t care about that. Namor arrives to tell Sue that Reed should be providing for her (because that’s a chauvinist’s way of hitting on someone) and then gets mad at her for not going with him so he manhandles her (again, that’s his version of seduction).
Then Reed and Namor fight.
Meanwhile, a kid falls through some ice and dies.
Whatever. There’s also an interlude showing that Psycho Man is heading to New York to take on the 4.