In what passes for romance in a Punisher comic, Frank Castle gets lovey dovey with a reporter, and together they break up an illegal weapons auction.
Punisher coins a new battlecry:
What the Hell was Mike Harris thinking? “Suck asparagus”??!?
In the end, the weapon being auctioned is Iron Man’s original armor suit. Punisher kills the dude inside it by stabbing him in the eye.
Ouch.