Oh God please make it stop.
The modern-day Texas Rangers, who include the modern-day Phantom Rider, conjure up the spirit of Arkon (accidentally). And Arkon comics are always the best ever! (Not.)
Meanwhile Phantom Rider is possessed by the past-day Night Rider, who Mockingbird threw off a cliff after he tried to rape her when she was time-traveling in a battle against Kang.
So they fight.
Moon Knight is such a major character in this series now.
He stops Mockingbird from killing a camper, due to a Phantom Rider trick. But he’s kind of a dick about it. I mean, she beat the crap out of that guy and all Moon Knight offers to do is pay for the doctor bills.
Also, the team is starting to fight over who gets to fuck Tigra this week…And Moon Knight seems to be winning.
Although he’s also arguing with himself about it.
Moon Knight–who as far as I ever knew was involved in a long-term relationship with Marlene–is making time with her, and Iron Man wants to. Really Tony? You’re going to fight over Tigra? Out of all the women in the world you could have had–and have had?
Tony gets so mad, he needs alone time. It seems like he quits.
Oh, and here’s what Arkon’s mad about: Wonder Man is working with a studio making Arkon movies.
Right.
Like I said, please make this stop.