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Havok wakes up from his coma and Polaris asks him to marry her.
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I’m guessing that’s why this arc is called “Rules of Engagement.”
Also, Angel is now dating Husk, which leads Cyclops to make a very bad joke about statutory rape.
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Oh, and Alpha Flight show up to take custody of Squidboy, who is from Canada. This is building on their decision that “Alpha Flight is for the children!” which happened as a result of the birth of Claire Hudson in Unlimited X-Men #45
Juggernaut has befriended young Squidboy, so this leads to a fight. A really stupid fight. Squidboy goes with the Alphas in the end, and he and Juggernaut have a teary goodbye where Juggernaut gives the lad his helmet as a keepsake.
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Uh…Doesn’t he need that? I thought it protected him from telepathic attacks?
Whatever.
These certainly are not the worst Uncanny X-Men books ever, but they’re also not close to being the best.