Deadpool takes a job in Greece. And mounts his sniper rifle on the back of a sheep.
He’s taking baaaa-d (get it?) jobs because Weasel escaped Deadpool’s house and now he has to set up his own clients, so he’s partnered with Bullseye.
Meanwhile, the dimensional law firm of Landau, Luckman & Lake, debate whether Deadpool is the “Mithras,” which apparently is a foretold character that will save the universe.